January 2011
I remember the day I fell for you.
When I read something I wrote to someone and I'm...
fatpeoplemakemehappy:
HOLY CRAP, HOW AM I SO HILARIOUS? OMG HAHAHAHHAA, THAT’S SO FUNNY. I’M SO BRILLIANT, I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M SO FUCKING FUNNY.
And the person’s like,
BITCH, DID YOU NOT READ IT RIGHT? WHY THE FUCK AREN’T YOU LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF?
My humor is so wasted on this humor-less planet.
Anonymous asked: i'm gonna fuck u real hard... until u scream my name and beg for more! ahahahah
go to my ask box and tell me how you'd fuck me
Anonymous asked: where did you get all your outfits from? =D btw, love your blog!